Went to Chester Zoo today again, the last time :(
I finally went on the monorail. I could actually afford something at the shop too, and got myself a tiger, yes. Thats right, a Tiger. However it was a hand-puppet, but who cares!
And so! From getting my hand shoved up its arse, it transformed into 'Robert the Tiger'!
Heres a quick biography:
Name: Robert Williams Tiger
Age: Unknown, contact manufacturer
Robert was in sale in a zoo shop for 5 years until a stupid feeble minded 19 year old man bought him for the ridiculous, but average price of £5.50.