I slept in today, until 4 O'clock in the AFTERNOON. Yes, people, that means I missed the new Countdown.
Yes, I watch Countdown, or used to. As I hated Des Lynam as a presenter. He was no replacement for the unfrogettable...uh, what was his name? ah yes...Richard Whitely.
Here is a poem
Richard Whitley died
Lack of humorous ties
His laughter was full of titter,
whilst Des L had little'r
I liked Rich the most
and even body, dead,
Fixated, locked up head
He would be a better host.
But now Des O'Connor is hosting it, instead of Alpha Des.
But wait, lets remember the good times with Alpha Des now we have Beta O'Connor.
Carol: ''What do you think Des?'
Alpha Des:''Well, Carol. fmmmph'l, mphhhmph, hugghmph, heh.''
Des Lynams 'Family/Intellectual TV entertainment' career
Goodbye Alpha Des, may you delight us with your future escapades trying to communicate to people whilst embarrassing yourself on a crap reality TV show for our personal entertainment.
We salute you.